Bunch of boobs. Bunch of bands. Bunch of stuff.

I am Triston. I am an asshole.



when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be

Most people are buried in coffins.
If an archeologist is digging up a skeleton with sunglasses on and it’s not in from within a cemetery, than someone much cooler beat you to the punch.

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  • police: you're under arrest
  • me: no i'm not
  • police: shit