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libertybeforedeath:

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

I did this with my dog to train him for hunting. My golden can (and will) carry an egg around for hours without breaking it. 
It’s meant to train him so that when he brings the ducks or pheasants back to me he doesn’t tear them apart and damage the meat. 

libertybeforedeath:

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

I did this with my dog to train him for hunting. My golden can (and will) carry an egg around for hours without breaking it. 

It’s meant to train him so that when he brings the ducks or pheasants back to me he doesn’t tear them apart and damage the meat. 

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