Bunch of boobs. Bunch of bands. Bunch of stuff.

I am Triston. I am an asshole.

lindsaylohoean:

me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject 

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Don’t even need the gif to load to know where this feel is headed.

(via heroinblow)

Taking an extra second longer to blink hoping the picture will have loaded after you open your eyes.

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via jackbaracumquat)